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North Korea: Gaga is a MAN
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'Hamburgers were invented by Kim Jong Il in 2009!'
Bizarre lifestyle of North Korean women convinced that burgers are a local treat and Lady Gaga is a MAN
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She's convinced that hamburgers were invented by Kim Jong Il, thinks Lady Gaga is a man and refuses to ride a bicycle on the grounds that it's dangerous and would ruin the shape of her legs.
Meet 20-year-old Miss Kim, a student studying English at Pyongyang's University of Foreign Studies. As a reward for good behaviour, she was given the task of escorting French photographer Eric Lafforgue as he toured North Korea earlier this year.
Miss Kim, who says her favourite place in Pyongyang is the dolphinarium and her favourite animals the dolphins, told Lafforgue of her penchant for Mozart, Bach and Beethoven and was baffled when he asked if she liked Lady Gaga. 'I don’t know who he is, no,' she told him.
Perhaps her American nationality might have had something to do with it, with Miss Kim insisting she only speaks 'English English' and telling the photographer that she 'hates Americans'.
Unsurprisingly, she's also convinced that the hamburger was invented by Kim Jong Il in 2009, while Mickey Mouse is the creation of China. 'They talk nonsense Mr Eric,' she said of the inhabitants of the US. 'I hate Americans!'
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Why doesn’t British or American pop music reach your country?
'Because it is not what we like to listen to. But we know Mozart, Bach and Beethoven!'
What is the criteria for beauty in North Korea?
'A woman should have big eyes, a high nose, a small mouth and white skin, and she should not be skinny. Women in North Korea are truly beautiful flowers.'
Do women find Kim Jong Un handsome?
'Mr Eric, that’s an outrageous question!'
Why does nobody dye their hair in North Korea?
'We need to respect the haircut regulation - we have a lot of choice. Having a different haircut is the last thing we’re concerned about.'
Do you have any idea of the latest European fashions?
'No, Mr. Eric.'
Young people buy jeans in which there are holes...
'I don't believe you Mr.Eric - you are joking.'
Why do they give plastic gloves to the people eating hamburgers in the fast food places?
'It’s because we haven't gotten used to getting dirty when we eat yet.'
Is it true that Kim Jong Il created the hamburger?
'Yes, it is! In 2009!'
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