10: Clash of The Titans
"Release the Kraken," said Liam Neeson as Zeus. Hollywood suits must have misheard it as "Release the crap." So they did. Here's to a better 2011.
9: Grown Ups
Arguably the unfunniest comedy in the Adam Sandler canon. Given the existence of Little Nicky, Click and I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry, that's something.
8: The Last Airbender
Remember when M. Night Shyamalan made good movies? Does your sixth sense tell you he'll do it again? Mine neither.
7: Knight and Day
Because James Mangold (Walk the Line) directed this caper flick with Tom Cruise and Cameron Diaz, I had hopes. What an idiot. Even the Kutcher-Heigl Killers was better.
6: Jonah Hex
Josh Brolin as the disfigured cowboy of the DC Comics revenge tale. Sounds good. Plays terrible in every conceivable way.
5: The Twilight Saga: Eclipse
The third film in the series commits the cardinal sin in a vampire movie: It's bloodless in flesh and spirit.
4: Sex & The City 2
Four privileged white women whine about being privileged white women.
3: Eat Pray Love
Two hours of Julia Roberts whining about the awful hardships of the same damn thing.
2: Burlesque
This misguided musical uniting a waxworks Cher with an acting-challenged Christina Aguilera picked up a Globe nod. Are the Hollywood Foreign Press voters on crack?
1: The Tourist
I laughed like hell when this lame-ass thriller got a Golden Globe nod as Best Movie (Comedy or Musical). All the laughs are unintentional. And Golden ***** acting nominees Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie hit career lows, producing the chemistry of high-fashion zombies. The worst of the year, by a mile.
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