Lol...I remember I got the iPhone 5 the day it came out. That night, I got really drunk and chipped the edge. So I drunkenly called Apple at 4 AM telling them to send me a new one since mine "came like that." The next day, I forgot I even called them, and went to an Apple store and swapped it out for a new one. A few days later, I get another one in the mail from when I called them without remembering....
I'm hoping I have better luck with the 6 tomorrow.