I am the HTC
Butch my teeth with a bottle of jack
Trying to get a little bit hiiiiim
Tik tok on the ****
HOE HOE HOE HOE
And the cat in the hair
Hole in my kid and the poke in my hair
Strong strong?

Everything

Djidjêi blow my speakers up

I love this

Wait i'm annoyed they didn't show everyone's reactions like wtf

Link?

This is why I'm ashamed of being Portuguese sometimes.

I saw this live on tv with my boyfriend. I was commenting and laughing all the way through and my bf was excusing her because she doesn't know how to speak proper english.

Micaela's a flop 90s "pimba" singer who never saw the spotlight again and this was her desperate attempt of regaining her "throne". FAIL.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r9GsL7p-I4

nn this whole show is a mess tbh

Theres a Starships performance aswell
BOTH ARE TRAGIC

The cat in the hair, and the bobble de scare.

This is a portuguese show and it's a huge MESS. And it ain't even the worsT

Post it

This is embarrassing, I feel bad for that girl

"I'm gon make me jack"

"And tha cat in tha hair"

1:31

What made me scream was "CÀMON!"

hiiiiiim

This whole show is tragic, the judges even praised the performance



And this one gets me every time (starts at 3.30)