Because it has an amazing trance feeling to it and the beat is SICK.
Because it's gorgeously ****ty.
Because of the way the bitch says "dirty pony, I can't wait to hose you down".
Crimi? What's that? If you want to say something, say it.
You should know. The song that's flopping on iTunes, radio, and YouTube, despite it having one of her best music videos. I mean, why does Marry The Night (audio, mind you) have more views than the Criminal video?