This ugly, childish, man-child of a woman a.k.a. Katy Perry, flop ass ***** who has had 3 flop singles & 2 successful singles and relies on the success of 10 year olds, I mean 4 year olds, to sell her "dark" album called "Prism" (
Remember: Let the
light in Children!)
Kats should be proud when they grow up & have children they'll hear "You held me down/but I got Up" / "And you're gonna hear me roarrrr" at their Kids' preschool graduation ceremony blasting thru the speakers making all the kids cry because it's so basic they don't even like it.
Did You Know?
Katy Perry's flat, ugly, crusty, stanky, unwiped, green-haired excuse of an ass is so ugly and such a turn off that even Riff Raff wouldn't bang that.
I mean personally, I would go for a boa constrictor before Katy, anyone else?
Don't even get me started on poor Russell Brand
He had to endure sex with this baboon, I mean chimpanzee, Actually I mean rat. In fact, he hated this **** face so much he dumped her via text so he wouldn't have to see her bloated face again. Not to mention poor John Mayer, (Have you seen his tragic weight loss?) Which we all know was caused by Katy Perry and her obese ass sitting on him literally draining him of his health, (But sources say it may also be due to his non-existant career).
Anyways, let us move to the last and most interesting part of this post, her vocal issues.
She sounds like she is suffocating on stage (maybe due to her obesity?) and all that heavy breathing and ha astonishing E2 Vocal range. She leaves the toddlers crying with their mommies when they leave begging for a refund, heck I'd sue for the damage it would cause to my ear-drums and on par hearing.
Anyways, have fun Kats, I mean rot in hell. xoxo.
'Cause we all know Katy is the Floppy Boobs & facial Chanteuse
Sincerely,
YourWigsArentSafe.
xo.