Ok, I'll give you ugly a$$ wings.
I wish I could be Hugamari

Granted. You got perm-banned from ATRL.

I wish people would stop paying Get It Over With dust.

"We are gathered here today to mourn the death of Ke$ha, who died tragically one week before her anticipated sophomore album release, "Warrior". She really did "break the doors down" on pop culture, going where women were previously too scared to go before. She really did "fight until the end", and she will never be forgotten. Let us all rise for Aaliyah, singing Hallelujah. Aaliyah became good friends with Ke$ha when Ke$ha debuted with "TiK ToK", and losing a friend must be really hard for her."

I wish I could go to a Ke$ha concert someday.

You go, but get tickets that are so bad that Kesha looks like an ant and the live sound is so terrible all you hear is people screaming

I wish gangnam style would go to number one on the hot 100 :/

Granted, but then Psy dies.

I wish I was as flawless as Alicia Keys.

Granted, but then the music is a huge disapointment.

I wish I lived somewhere hot.

Grats, you got sun poisoning. Have fun with that.

I wish Ashley Tisdale made a new album.

Granted, but it was only 1 song.

I wish I got into the music industry.

Granted, you got a recordin contract, but flopped, so you were dropped.

I wish Lady Gaga would release ARTPOP already.

"Gaga released ARTPOP with a Metacritic score of 42. Lady Gaga goes into a deep depression after such backlash."

I wish it wasn't so gloom outside.

Granted, but it debuts lower than nelly furtados last album

Edit: granted its no longer gloomy, but it's so bright your eyes get damaged

I wish the hot 100 would go back to the way it was without the extra multiplied weight of 1.7 on AirPlay

Granted, but HipHop and RnB take back over the top 10 on the Hot100

I wish Warrior debuts at #1

Warrior was the only album to debut that week, so it was also the lowest debut that week.

I wish I had glitter.

Granted, but then it plummets off the chart the following week amassing a total sales run of 250k - worse than Bionic.

Edit: Granted, but it goes in your eye, blinding you and causing you to fall out your bedroom window.

I wish Red Bull wasn't so unhealthy.

granted but when you give a blowjob to a guy the *** will be glitter and you'll die.

I wish I was rich

granted but then you would get drunk and die at a car accident ( love ya )

Granted, but you spend all your money on cocaine, then you file for Bankruptcy

I wish I had a BMW 6 series

Congrats on your name change, Rich

I wish I could be in a Ke$ha music video.

Grante-- oops, it caught on fire!!!