I was playing Skyrim, and noticed how seductive some of the sayings merchants say and way they say them are. They constantly want to get in your pants while you shop.

"So, you're interested in my potions and ingredients? "

"Are you looking to protect yourself, or... deal some damage? "

Even Tonilia:

"Why don't you take a look at some of my merchandise, and we'll see what kind of deal we can make? "

I'm gay, Tonilia, and you have Vekel already. Come on.

Well, do the Skyrim merchants want that Dragonborn D (or V)?