An example...
One time i said I feel like a dick.
A friend replied with "Do you touch dicks?"
I honestly thought he said "You feel like a dick?"
So I replied with yes...
They obviously started laughing, and when I realized, I said: "But only yours

"
To which he replied: "Oooohh yeah"...
For the record, we ARE all straight
Wondering... I can just post this without getting a warning right?
