ATRL Contributor
Member Since: 9/9/2010
Posts: 9,528
|
Quote:
Originally posted by satellites™
Thank you! Oh! Thank you! I can hardly believe this! I feel so blessed! And this statue - it's so heavy! Oh, thank you again! I just want everyone to bow down before me and accept that even in my wildest fits of self-loathing, I never would have fantasized that this could ever happen to me. And to the other closeted homosexual nominees, I want each of you to know how totally wonderful your crushing defeat makes me feel right now!
You know when they first told me I was nominated, I just had to take a minute and think about how great my fans have been. I guess it all just makes me feel kinda special.
You know, there are so many back-stabbing little people to thank! First off though, I want to thank the self-hating circle jerks that voted for me, who looked deep within their cold, black hearts before giving me this fantastic award! Also, I want to thank Judas, for being such a powerful force in my life. And to teh clique, who taught me to take life by the horns. And finally, to all the Producers I slept with - I couldn't have done it without you!
Thank you America, and good night!
|
no room for me in your acceptance speech? 
|
|
|
|
That thread was epic, I'm mad it got closed. 
