There was a young woman with blonde, curly hair sticking a thick branch in an old man's anus. It was outside in something that looked like the woods, but there was a road, green grass, and dead leaves everywhere. He was asking her why, she answered, but I can't remember what she said as the branch penetrated his stomach. Either I or a girl told her to stop. She looked up and started chasing me. I started running then decided to drop on the ground.
I started morphing when she laid down next to me. She was talking to me about something, but all I remember her saying is, "You better change all the way before he gets here," because my face wasn't completey morphed yet. A grey hoodie covered me when a man approached me and pulled it away. I was a black panther with grey eyes. The man was Edward Cullen and he picked me up and told me, "It's ok." The woman with the blonde curls was gone before he got there.
I woke up as a human again on a couch in a room that looked like an office that would be in a school from the 80's. There was no one else in the room. There were windows on either side of the couch. Edward walked in (but he looked like a human this time) and he laid on top of me and we kissed. We kept on kissing until he pulled our pants down.
He licked my stomach and I licked his. We then started frotting. A little while later he was in me. I was moaning and we were both grunting. He was licking and kissing my neck as I held him close to me. It felt like we could go on forever, but after awhile he came.
We kissed then. We were rubbing our feet together for awhile, then he said he'd be right back. I just laid there on the couch. I was beaming. I got up and saw that he left his iPod in a glass bowl, and I knew he really was coming back then. He had pink headphones. Sadly, I really woke up before he got back.
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This damn older lady with blonde hair appeared while we were doing it. She was directing me on how to moan, as if we were in a movie or something. She was right there in front of the couch, up close, lmao! I think she was Ve Niel. She even had this little soundbox in her hand. I left that out because it would've messed everything up, lol. There were also a bunch of socks on the couch when I got up to look in the glass bowl.
No you put a little lube in them and then put them over your junk and stroke. It's literally better than the real things sometimes, which sounds crazy but you might agree if you try 
