Now I know a certain someone's going to get mad about this one.
This song is flaw-free. The soothing electronic beat provides a great background for one of Rihanna's best and emotional vocals. Let's get into the fact the howls absolutely **** on lives.
Let's be far and give credit where credit is due, Bionic has the makes of being a really, really good song. The lyrics are great, albeit a bit out there, and the beat is orgasmic. Unfortunately for Christina, it's just not her. Throw this song to Santigold or M.I.A. and then tell me this song is a #24 placing song, because you know THAT would ****.
Let's be far and give credit where credit is due, Bionic has the makes of being a really, really good song. The lyrics are great, albeit a bit out there, and the beat is orgasmic. Unfortunately for Christina, it's just not her. Throw this song to Santigold or M.I.A. and then tell me this song is a #24 placing song, because you know THAT would ****.
But it's alright, I still jam to it.
Switch killed it... Christina not so much. I mean it's Creator 2.0 and God Santi would have slated it.
I want to use the excuse, this is high because you girls are all ****s, but this song is good. Sure, it's a lesser version of any Janet Jackson song, but it does what it's there for - SEX music. The slow, sensual beat backed by Rihanna's purring-like vocals is perfect.
22.
KISS N' TELL
Average: 6.875
Highest: 10 (3x) | Lowest: 2 (1x)
My fellow Ke$ha stans will swear up and down that this deserved to be a single, but I just don't feel it. It's such an average song. Ke$ha's uptempos are always brilliant, but don't expect this song to be remembered listening to it alongside songs like Tik Tok and Your Love Is My Drug. Appropriate placing, because this song is a solid 7.