Patrick. *Those essays have won my heart many a time. *
Thug me please. *
Aw, you're sweet.
Tell you what, I'll come over, whip out my HARD, BLACK... laptop, and I'll type overly wordy and mostly pointless forum responses for you ALL DAY LONG, if that's the sort of thing that would get you off.
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No one would, though. Especially not Patrick.
I don't appreciate this assumption, however truthful it may be.
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Hunty.
iLays, Patrick, Geezus, Early, £100, thisisit and Jameson Tekquilla. All at once.
And I hate to break a thousand (or two) hearts but I'm in a very committed relationship with my Aussie babe, Erik. He's really sweet, always showering me with gifts and treating me like a real sheila. Just the last week he killed a kangaroo with his boomerang, skinned it and made me a fur coat. I plan to wear it when we go to the fancy, all-recipes-prepared-with-Vegemite restaurant.