remind me not to party with you guys.

Aww. What not?

because the only penis I would want on my face is a real one.



not a drawn on one

Oh my God. I've seen this thread in recent threads at the top, but I wasn't sure what it was about. Y'all need to go to church.

Well.... that can be arranged too.

You know what......

care to tell me how exactly?

LOL now boy u know that's a lie.

But that'll ruin it...

Lol...im always up for a good party actually.

How so?

It won't be a surprise.

I hate surprises.

LOL just know if we hang that u can look but don't touch.

Im gonna touch whatever I want

LOL just as long as u promise not to rape nor touch the goods (body, ass n package) we're good.

I never make promises.
Esp. with packages. I see one at my front door every morning.

Would change anything if I told u I'm straight?

Well you'll enjoy this one.

Nope. Already knew that.

But really, I would only attempt if I was drunk and didn't know what I was doing.