Bitch you ****ing would. I don't know why I believed you.

We've only got like 10 minutes left.

I thought it wasn't coming out until 12 am pacific time?

I thought it came out 12 my time.

*3 hours and 10 minutes.

It's 12am PST.

Yeah, it doesn't. 3 hours and 10 minutes.

Damnit.

Sorry guys. I knew that Lady Gaga fans would a) find the truth and/or b) not be hugely disappointed by a fake promotional strategy. I'm sure at least one pressed person read it and went to bed crying so it was worth it.

I'll be listening tomorrow.

Only a few minutes