Here it is *****s. ( you'll probably all think its disgusting )
"haha, so I was at my friends house a couple months back, and I got extremely horny and decided to "go take a dump" (obviously jerk off, lol). I was about to finish up when I heard him go outside, probably to talk on the phone cause his house has **** reception. An amazing idea was born in my ****ed up mind. Completely nude, i jump out of the bathroom and lock the door to the garage, (which is where he went) and run into the dining room. He was eating cereal, and it was a brand new bowl of it. I grab it, put it under my ****, give it about three more pumps, and then completely explode into the bowl. I stir it up a bit, unlock the door, and run back into the bathroom. I come out about two minutes later, and sit and watch as he happily chomps on his cereal while texting some girl."
That's amazing! 
lol
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so don't complain...i wish i was as hot as you lol
