I am here today to support my friends Matty and Katie as they wed on ATRL today. Katie, I remember on IMDb last year, you wed some asshole whose name I don't even remember, and I was very reluctant to be the maid of honor, but I did so anyway, because you were my friend. Now, on this second time around, I am more than willing because I trust Matty and think he is right for you. I had actually not known who he was until he was announced as a new ATRL moderator, and I didn't interact with him at all until I signed up (and was successfully cast in) Big Brother 4. Over the past few weeks I've gotten to know him fairly well, and I trust that he will take care of one of my best online friends. I was not shocked when I discovered that you two would be ATRL-married because your personalities are very similar. So... best of luck, you two, and may you have a bright future full of sex, fighting, and love, like all married couples should!
The timing does work out nicely, doesn't it? 
