Don't worry gurrl. I'll play cupid and hook you up with a RiRi stan.

I'm going to die alone!

When their spouses stop giving them what they want, and they're looking for a P.Y.T. who isn't looking for any type of long-term commitment (unless someone wants to put a ring on it & I don't mean my finger).

Here Yee Here Yee!!!!

Me and Knix are engaged!!! YASSSS!!!!! So Jewfro put that in your books!!!!

You can come round on weekends for some action with PopBoi

No sis, I was just joking.

Who ever marries me will be featured in a television show on the Oprah Winfrey Network about our relationship, a la, Britney & Kevin Chaotic / Nick & Jessica Newlyweds.

Every single one of them, sis.

I'm jealous

With this attitude you will never get a man, prostitution is never the solution

Rihdomination we should marry.

SIS......I was born to be a **** sis....nobody wants my sweet ***** sis...........sis i cannot..

I'd marry you, gurl.

That sounds lavish. The bird seed is a nice touch--Tina's, I assume. Although I'm distraught by the lack of leopard print accents. Will you be wearing zebra fur stilettos or lizard skin flats?

I guess I could dump Vera's dresses on the bridesmaids.

Good


And me, you and LEM could be the swingers of ATRL