I love her so much

DEAD at last night conversation. I missed it

I'd never watch that. It looks like a sad movie. I'm not here for crying my tear glands out.

I desperatly need to find my phone

How did you lose it?

it's in my room somewhere

Oh I've had that happen to me b4 too! it's always on silent and you can't call it. I have bad luck with phones.

What did you do this time?

Wait you have a pig in your room?? Or is your room dirty?

i was kidding. But you never know with kids these days. Some kids have pools in their room. I mean parents these days apparently have a hard time saying no.

This board must be accustomed to pathological liars

smart thinking