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She then uses her magic spellbook that she got from an illiterate drug dealer to revive Rihanna and kicks Drake in his camel head to wake him up, causing him and RIhanna to make amends. Then, Drake, Fantasia, Rihanna and Keyshia then proceed to go to a chruch and pray to figure out how to kill Britney. They couldn't ask God, as he was too busy trying to help the population of the world that isn't famous. They had to ask only one Holy Spirit: AALIYAH.
The answer that the Holy Spirit Lisus provided, was to make Britney listen to Ke$ha's album through and through. They confronted Britney, hogtied her. and made her listen to the Ke$ha CD. The CD didn't kill her, but it made her want to sing live again, which dissapointed everyone, especially Rihanna. They all went to the chruch again, to ask Lisus why it didn't work. Lisus said be patient, as something would happen less than 5 hours from now.3 hours later, Britney gave a free concert at MSG in NYC.
Sure enough, Britney invited Ke$ha and tyealled at her, saying: "THIS IS WHAT A REAL POP SINGER SINGS LIKE!" The moment Britney tried to sing, her vocal chords exploded in her throat, causing red wine to spew from her throat instead of blood. Then,as Drake, Fantasia,Keyshia and Rihanna walked off into the night, they ran into possibly THE most ugly, disgusting thing to ever be created, which was.....
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