I see my wish still hasn't come true that somebody falls into shark-infested waters.

I may have to wait til after the Superbowl. Just in case, Gaga is confusing it with MTV Unplugged.

Who knows, you prolly did.

But I posted that to console you. All you have to do is close your eyes, listen to it and imagine Dead doing her iconic arm choreo on the SB stage.

Hope you feel better.

I know it's pretty incredible isn't it? I guess someone up there really likes you. I mean even after things like this:



And no perma!

I can just put on Glory and get my life from it while you pretend to like Toucanne Sam and her latest flop effort.
Fadga lost again.

Beyoncé is gross

Another reminder than Beyst bleaches.

Is this Zsa Zsa Gabor in her 70s?

Kworb warned you all in the past for bringing up the past. I paid my dues, and am back now, yet again (PMs weren't moderated at the time FYI!). Don't let yourself get warned again.

Is "Million Reasons" Top 40 on the Hot 100 yet after Carpool Karaoke, Saturday Night Live, American Music Awards, Victoria's Secret Fashion Show and a music video premiere?

RIP Zsa Zsa Gabor

Whew, all this tea, man!

you're so not funny

Whew Peakdonna >>>

You forgot countless discounts. And no, it is not a top 40.
Poor Mr. Fad, he truly lost.

Gaga's career will include headlining the Super Bowl halftime show. Britney's will not.

Britney's career includes hit singles after her first five years. Gaga's will not.

Slumber Party has a lower peak than G.U.Y.

As if headlining the superbowl is anything special

It wasn't even a big thing until this decade.

Britney still has 2 diamond albums, a song that went #1 in every chart it entered, a video vangaurd award, a billboard millennium award (or whatever it's called), and she didn't fade after her 2nd studio album.

Queen.

Fadga can keep her embarassing superbowl.

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Sweet Nothing is really ****ing me up. It's been nearly 5 years since it was released. An entire half of a decade. Seriously wtf?

Make Me outsold Perfect Illusion, TIHTY, and that other Fadga song combined

Knee has 0 important awards. She faded after 2005