Diamond Heart is the best song on Joanne, followed by Joanne (album track).

Because grandma is still cool, hip & happening with the kids.

Poor Mariah

A-Yo should've been the lead instead.
It would've been a perfect Illusion if she released it first having some folks think "omg famega is back" only to hear the rest of the album

True. It would be nice if PI was just an album track. I really wanna know how I would feel it for the first time with the album.

Excluding the songs you can hear outside the leak:

Diamond Heart - reminds me of Music era Madonna. Very Gaga in that it's like a wall of sound.

Joanne - easiest to listen to song on the album. Ballad with a simple but great chorus.

John Wayne - Lana del Rey + synths

Dancing in Circles - ace of base + beck

Come to Mama - doo wop and 60s protest song mixed together (?)

Hey Girl - uneventful song with Florence. Good production, surprisingly not much shouting

Angel Down - best ballad on the album

Grigio girls - reminds me of Liz phair singing over an early born to die demo (?)

Just another day - very Beatles

Just Another Day sounds like Godga's old demos.

I love it

I'm expecting even a little alt praise based on all of these descriptions, Clump. I like the assortment of inspirations though.

Diamond Heart sounds like she listened to too many of Lana's leaked demos.

The Angel Down outro is EVERYTHING.

So far it seems like OGH give the album 1/5 or 2/5

Gaga stans 4/5 or 5/5

Traditional pop listeners (Katy Perry + Selena Gomez + Demi + Becky G, etc) 2/5 or 3/5

I think 4/5 is reasonable.

my toucanne rankings would be

diamond heart - 0/10 unlistenable noise
a-yo - 10/10 - legendary iconic show stopping never been done before etc
joanne - 610 - its pretty but eh
john wayne - 10/10 - see ayo's review
dancin in circles - 5/10 - basic
turdshit delusion - 4/10 - lol rihmember when i fake stanned for it for 5 minutes
million snoozes - 6/10 - worst ballad on the album
sinners prayer - 7/10 - lanas impact
come to mama - -500,000/10 - the worst song ever created
hey girl - 10/10 - godrence won
angel down - 8/10 - see sinner's prayer's review

overall would be like a 5 to 7 for me. the middle is bad.

K I gave in and listened to Grigio Girls (am a BTD stan).

I'm getting punched, why is this a bonus track?

Grigio Girls should have replaced Perfect Illusion.

Yeah man, play that New York drum, Homer
Show ’em how we do it!
Downtown

Nicole fanfic teas

This is ok, way too theatrical/musical for me