Sharkeisha WISHES

They are the last ones to talk though

Stanning for Emeli in 2016 when you could be stanning for 2012 debut queen Lana instead

Why Stan for relics you'll never see again?
Fadga teas

Fadga is a flop pseudo-indie artiste, the Dalai is a renowned indie staple.

This Phantogram album so far

There's some solace stanning for Lana because she never attempted to herald herself as the most successful artist on the planet, she's always been indie - just got lucky.

It's funny now because Gaga is branding herself the same way Lana does only after she realized she wouldn't find any more mainstream success. A Keisha tea.

This is a lie that TANKS fans tell themselves too

It's ok to drop artists when they deliver crap

Why are you all stanning MJ again? We were literally tearing him to shreds in here less than 3 months ago.

But Lana delivers quality. She's the A$AP Rocky of pop.

This tea

Because like Wacko Jacko, they are vile
Wacko had severe mental issues and they praise it

Lana delivered 1 good album (Ultraviolence)

ikr

this is accurate. Even UV is kinda tryhard at times.

BTD is so awful
She's drowned out in monotonous instrumentals with a monotonous voice and then attempts to go to this annoying baby high pitch
The lyrics are cringe worthy as well

Same thing for Paradise
Honeymoon is literally an album for your child to be put to sleep too, same issues as BTD

UV was a masterpiece ofc but BTD was her breakthrough "holy **** this is so much better than our **** faves" moment and Honeymoon was her elevator music/jazz Renaissance.

Born to Die would be nothing without the visuals, and she wouldn't have a career

Love this talent. Academy Award-nominated actress came through.