BBMA?
"Best song, nominees

Adele.. Hello.. (the 'critical favourite!' she can sing;this show isn't about no dumb pop..) *disguise*, Jason Derulo..besst male artist

i'd like to see you shake it like he can, in those sneakers!
BEST pop song: team, iggy azalea promotes her new song. futuristic lights. CLAP now; the sign says to. and... HOLD. ariana grande; dangerous woman: BEST BALLAD.
nick jonas is here tonight! Black people can't sit here, sorry, seats reserved for 12-year-olds.
song of the year: maroon 5, G-Eazy, Rihanna!!, talents we let represent us.
Pies, whipped creap, and diet cupcakes waiting outside. No selfies allowed with Bieber, please. Fat dipshits.