The letter my grandma got in the mail today from the American Civil Rights Union.
"Friend, we need your support if we are to protect our Christian way of life, our right to bear arms, and now - God's very own chosen platform of Capitalism. At this very moment, President Obama and the ACLU's upcoming radical plan to change America is now obvious - they are trying to SILENCE ANY VOICE OF DISSENT AGAINST THEIR MARCH OF SOCIALISM!!!"
I couldn't make this **** up. Lmao. My grandma doesn't even believe in God, wtf, why does she get letters from these wackos.