Look up naked men. If your pp gets hard it means you're gay.

I don't like talking about personal things. but there ain't nothing wrong with messy things. perhaps I could open it under the guise of it being about their music but it lowkey isn't hrmm

i just chipped my tooth on an olive pit
these olives were supposed to be pitless.

i got a new sugar daddy tho. you gonna have to fight robyn. i must say tho. hes hot.
when we have kiddies theyll have my hands and his face.

that nicki thread was a mess

people still taking pictures of their computer screen with their phones in 2015...???? why

Who the hell is Robyn I'll beat her ass

What the hell does "discourses from bidding" mean

taking a screenshot and uploading it is SO much effort

i don't like any song that uses the metaphor "cuts like a knife" so stitches is a no from me

It's so tacky and overdone

Literally every line of Stitches is a cliche. KT could never.

Taking a shower<3

Wondy you can have him. I could never be with a Weeknd stan

"You watch me bleed until I can't breathe"

This line will never not be hysterical

Someone actually put that in the best lyrics of 2015 thread

remember to use soap this time