if karma doesnt pay me back im becoming an atheist

I hate when my piss split into two ways, one goes down, one goes too far away. It messed up the bathroom floor.

all explained

i made a really bad decision

i barely listen to him, i barely like men singing

I already tried, but they said he nabbed the name fair and square.

dcfghj this happens to me too

is this good?

+1

Oh, are you a girl?

Another reason why I'm glad I'm a guy and only have one hole.

trashy

that's...luke, do you think before you post something?

even with all these Christmas lights I see everywhere, it doesn't feel like Christmas is that close...but it's just 10 days away.

Omg luke, I'm a guy
And we have more than one hole btw.

A mess this doesn't make sense even for a girl

omg Jeremy left Paramore

goodbye perfect beard

!

Like we have the Christmas tree up, there's presents already purchased, I've been listening to a lot more Christmas music than I have in pretty much any other year, I'm all excited and know it's coming soon, but it still doesn't feel like it. Maybe because it's still 77 degrees with 80% humidity in mid-December at 7:02pm when the sun is fully down.

i thought it was the 20th...i totally lose track of what day it is during break