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Originally posted by 113th Post
*******. Tuna is my Spirit Animal. It speaks to me on so many levels, once I was dreaming. Then while I was still dreaming. I was in my bed. But instead of my room, I found myself in the middle of an ocean. I was so scared, I can't swim so I thought I would drown if I tried to escape my water dungeon. But then a miracle happened. A man emerged from the water. He smelt like Heaven and his skin was a beautiful tanned brown. But there was something off about him. It was when I finally looked up from his perfect body that I had found the flaw in this supposed God. His head was that of a Tuna fish. I screamed as I saw his dead fish eyes staring at me. I tried to scramble away, but a bed could only be so big. "Get away from me you ugly ass bitch!" I screamed to the Tuman. I was petrified, but then I saw it. I saw a single tear fall from his left eye socket. And I swear I saw something that was akin to sadness. He ducked his head in shame. And whispered so quiety I could only just hear a "blib blib"
I was shocked, did this Fish man just confess his love for me? I slowly reach out a hand to feel his pecs. And he does it feel wonderful, I feel his muscles tighten at my touch and slowly start feelin him. I move my hands across his torso, relishing in the beauty that was his body. 'This is so wrong, but it feels so right' I think to myself. I keep looking down to avoid the Tumans gaze. But all I can hear are his shy "blibs" which I take as a cry for me. I reach down into his pants and feel it.
A gun.
I grab the gun and the shoot the bitch dead. The Tuman turns into a hideous human and tries to attack me. I shoot it inbetween the eyes. And with it's dying breath it says
"AN....Ti...."
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