This is like The Soprano's "Fun House" or Mad Men's "LSD Trip". This is Lindelof literally going more or pretty much completely "Lost" than ever before and I love it.
Woo, so Piglet Trainor and that gay guy whom I don't even know keep prostituting themselves, passing their kisses as controversial, while still being useless, talentless, disgusting crap. Taylesbian may be the worst, yet she's still ain't as bad as Piggy Trainer.