Lana's lying on a piss stained mattress in an empty room. Her beard'd fat old lover is drugged out and snoring. She sighs and thinks about a dead Hollywood actor from the 50's.
Her manager comes into the room and tries not to wretch from the smell. He tells her she has to be careful since her sales are so low.
She tells him to relocate to the inside of his anus, and opens a can of trailer park brew. She looks at a photo of Lizzy & Stefani and spits on it.
Oh, I like Keke. I feel like she could be so much bigger though. She kinda feels C-list now when she could be B-list. But she's too dark skinned for the entertainment industry anyway. It's funny how the overly liberal Hollywood always talks about diversity yet all the famous African-American pop girls & actresses are almost whiter than the actual white pop stars. Vote Republican!
Keisha has a couple of great songs. She may have drank her own piss, one of the most disgusting and vilest acts a human can do to themselves, but she does have talent and the potential to make great music. Free her.
Lana's lying on a piss stained mattress in an empty room. Her beard'd fat old lover is drugged out and snoring. She sighs and thinks about a dead Hollywood actor from the 50's.
Her manager comes into the room and tries not to wretch from the smell. He tells her she has to be careful since her sales are so low.
She tells him to relocate to the inside of his anus, and opens a can of trailer park brew. She looks at a photo of Lizzy & Stefani and spits on it.
Keisha has a couple of great songs. She may have drank her own piss, one of the most disgusting and vilest acts a human can do to themselves, but she does have talent and the potential to make great music. Free her.
Oh, I like Keke. I feel like she could be so much bigger though. She kinda feels C-list now when she could be B-list. But she's too dark skinned for the entertainment industry anyway. It's funny how the overly liberal Hollywood always talks about diversity yet all the famous African-American pop girls & actresses are almost whiter than the actual white pop stars. Vote Republican!
She kinda IS C-list and agree on the dark skinned part.