Keely Streep in
The Devil Wears Prada > Christina Aguleria as Hatchetface in John Waters'
Cry Baby
Thith... "thuff?" You think thith hath nothing to do with you. You go to your clothet and you thelect... I don't know... that lumpy blue thweater, for inthtance becauthe you're trying to tell the world that you take yourthelf too theriouthly to care about what you put on your back. But what you don't know ith that that thweater ith not juth blue, ith not turquoithe. It's not lapith. It's actually therulean. And you're altho blithely unaware of the fact that in 2002, Othcar de la Renta did a collection of therulean gownth. And then I think it was Yves Thaint Laurent... wathn't it who thhowed therulean military jacketh? I think we need a jacket here. And then therulean quickly thowed up in the collectionth of eight different designerth. And then it, uh, filtered down through the department thoreths and then trickled on down into thome tragic Cathual Corner where you, no doubt, fithed it out of thome clearance bin. However, that blue reprethenth millionth of dollarth and countleth jobth and ith thort of comical how you think that you've made a choith that exempth you from the fathion induthtry when, in fact, you're wearing the thweater that was thelected for you by the people in thith room from a pile of "thuff."
