1. For some reason Louis had sex with her and accidentally got her pregnant.
2. The media have gone off completely on their own and reported on it, but it’s not real.
3. She’s a surrogate for Louis and Harry. They will be able to claim the baby as theirs fairly early on.
4. She’s a surrogate for Louis and Harry. The baby will be assumed to be hers and Louis’ for quite some time.
5. It’s purely a distraction tactic and Louis will be reported to not be the father eventually.
6. It’s purely a distraction tactic and it will be reported there is no baby.
7. It’s purely a distraction tactic and there will be reports of a miscarriage.
And I like that Lana's music has soul to it, it's not just surface level dance trash like Gaga's music. There's melancholy, there's depth, there's meaning to what she does. At least she tries to say something other than just dance gaga googoo my muffin
