I wondered why they were so addicting

That gif turned me on

No

I'll just be lurking more than posting, but I might postpone it to 105K or something because it's already coming up so quickly.

Omg that was embarrassing. I have no mother as of June 8th 2015

I'm your mother now

what happened tho do you want to talk about it or nah

Where do bogies come from

mama theus is always here for u

As we were waiting for the doctor she kept making noises and I asked asked 'what's wrong?' and she practically screamed 'I GOTTA TAKE A ****' and ran off, leaving me alone, with a room full of people staring at me. I was like 'Jesus kill me PLEASE'

How did STD's start

dd sorry boo

Nnn once when I was on holiday with my foster mum she **** on the sand at the beach. Like full on diarrhea ****.

you having a thoughtful night roman

Humans had "relations" with animals, like monkeys and sheep.