I should be a teacher tbh. Maybe I will go to uni after all.

I asked Bonnie McKee for advice about whether I should take my songwriting seriously and pursue it as a career but she ignored my direct message on Twitter. Let me cancel my Bombastic preorder.

She's so rude!

I'm sure her DMs are popping, she probably doesn't even read them

I actually really like my song this week 'cuz I don't usually write lyrics like this challenge called for.

So I think I might have a chance of matching my peak... Not trying to jinx it, though.

Just realised my song is pretty offensive in parts. Blasphemy, racism(?), homophobic terms... Don't let the social justice warriors read it. #conversationsat6inthemornin20minutes

You just realized that?

I had just woken up when i wrote it and so I didn't notice at the time

Yes. I am a Christian and your song hurt me. How can you talk about God like that?

But sis I love God (or Allah in my case). It was just a moment of madness. Look for my next hit rap "The Lords Intervention (Sinners Anthem) ft J Cole" coming soon

Anyway I was joking. I'm a Christian but it's not like I care

Bu, his downfall already.

The backlash.

The instant iconicness

Will it be remembered after the round is over, like twin soul?

Me: *tweets photo of self in crop top, with caption along the lines of "I'll probably delete this"*

5 minutes later.

Me: *deletes it*
Random boy: When I see people say "I'll probably delete this", I'm just like, "Yeah, you should".