Omg there was this guy in my gym class in high school who wasn't ripped or anything i.e. didn't have abs and had some meat on his bones but he was physically fit, and he had the most MASSIVE strong thighs and always wore the tightest and shortest shorts (so short you could see his skins underneath his shorts) whenever he played football, I'd just sit out and watch him ugh.

And he'd always come up to me and scruff my hair (in a nice way) because he knew it irritated me.

But I secretly loved it.
