Hurry!

Nobody sits next to me either, but like **** I wouldn't want them to. I like having my space, thanks.

I'm on my Da Vinci Code ****. I solved the word jumble in the newspaper today as "coagulate" I'm ready to solve some ****.

I find it kind of interesting when people try to talk to me on the bus.

I didn't know people were so friendly but pls don't

One time on the bus last year this girl I had a crush on was like, "Do you mind if I sit here?" and I was like "Yeah, sure" but in reality I was thinking to myself "Omg what am I going to do now"

Same. Plus, I'm really tall, so I hate being confined.

I thought this was Jorge at first.

Let me make sure whenever I actually have to go out and be a real person, I look crazy so nobody would want to talk to me.

OMG the way I'm sat on this seat as if I'm ready for someone to jump and ride me . The bae near me keeps staring.

Jorge teas

I would say 6'1" is tall, but not really tall.

Oh.. people always try to ask me random ass questions like "do you know when the bus gets to _____ stop?" Bitch does it look like I know? I barely know where I'm going you better ask the driver

I'm nearly home

Where the hints at?

Don't forget I'm a 'Verified Straight ✔'

You've clearly never been on an English bus.

lolol u already look crazy bitch

Murica **** yeah