Yeah, I like Katy Perry, but she's dumb. She's like the whiter version of Beyoncé. There's really not much going on up there, that's why it's best for both of them to not speak. Beyoncé finally realized this, and that's why she doesn't do interviews anymore, because she's finally self-aware about her lack of intelligence. And I'm not even being shady, that's just 100% true. No one is as dumb as Paris Hilton, though. Oddly, I still can't figure out if Rihanna is smart or not. She comes off smarter than Knowles and Perry, though.