Give me a moment to try to understand what the purpose of a Britney stan even is, because she
-Can't sing (struggled through Happy Birthday)
-Can't dance (Mary J legitimately hits harder choreo on stage nowadays)
-Is ugly (see her Instagram, candids, shoots, etc.)
-Is shaped like a ham (yet sings about hot bodies)
-Is mentally and physically handicapped
-Abuses children
-No sense of style (dresses like suburban soccer mom)
-No personality
-Makes crappy music (see Perfume)
There's literally NOTHING to stan for.
