Barbra Streisand, Cher and Madonna died and went to Heaven and stood in front of God who was sitting on his throne...
GOD: Welcome girls! Barbra, what do you have to tell me?
BARBRA: I was a singer, I sold a lot of albums and I won many awards.
GOD: Nice Barbra, and you Cher?
CHER: I was a singer and an actress, I sold a lot of albums, I played in many films and I won several awards.
GOD: Nice Cher. And you Madonna... what do you have to tell me?
MADONNA: You're sitting in my chair!!
