My cousin wrote a letter pretending to be Santa that said "sorry I couldn't find what you asked for but I got you this" when I was 7. I instantly recognized her handwriting
I caught my dad dressed as Santa making love to my mom, apparently she was turned on by it, I started crying and he took off the costume and they had to explain me everything. I was 7
Never believed in him. I remember, when I was like 4, feeling insulted by the fact that my mom thought that I was stupid enough to believe in that. I reminded her that it wasn't nice to lie.
I caught my dad dressed as Santa making love to my mom, apparently she was turned on by it, I started crying and he took off the costume and they had to explain me everything. I was 7