Nooo Darke_Lorde is banned for 6 months?

I’m gonna miss the long essays.
Quote:
Celeb News: Madonna pushes black child out of moving vehicle
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Opening paragraph of a 4-page essay:
Actually, that child lived in poverty [posts child’s entire personal, family and financial history] so if MADONNA killed him she did him a service, and if he survives he will get a lot of media attention, book deals, talk show invites and money, so either way MADONNA helped him out of his misery.
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Poor James Bond, he's about to get his movie stolen from under him!
