/Looks at restaurant menu intensely before I go

Some creepy old man (only uploads photos of him with large pipes or chewing ) started following me on instagram. Deleting any shirtless pic or pics with my family rn

Same

I didn't watch BuzzFeed for a while so now I'm looking at some of their old videos

nnn he already has them saved

These two people who say they're my friends never ask me to hang out with them

This. They say it's fine but it feels like your annoying them.

Katy rising my cravings through the roof

Cheetos are disgusting. No wonder most of yall like them.

/looks at old RT posts for the first time

Excuse u

/looks at twitter
does anyone else have that one guy who's really nice but also really shady and you feel like he does really weird things in his spare time
like i'm scared he's gonna end up murdering someone someday?? and one time he asked my friend for a shirtless picture??? um??

whY DON'T PEOPLE ON TUMBLR TAG THEIR NSFW I AM IN A LIBRARY

You're tacky in general, so yeah make it your avi.

considering it's a reference to 1989, yes

Lol, I, for one, like the record but eh, nevermind. I may come off across as some childish super-fan.