Mustard is on every damn urban beat

lolololol never ATRL in a High mode is more funny

Poor Mike Will Made It

Earth is 70% water, yet this hoes is so thirsty

@chartnews Sep 12
WW sales: @ArcticMonkeys, AM 21,000 (2,036,000 total).

The most important song of the decade (Do I Wanna Know) still selling the album.

That album is so iconic, and I'm not that fond of Arctic Monkeys

DEMI going gold wooo lorD. I'm on a roll tonight bitches.

I saw an ad for the Shake It Off video and I had this vision of a grand piano falling from a 20-story building on top of Taylor

Edit: sorry for lowering the standards of this thread by mentioning Taylor. I'll post something not awful to make up for it:

Also, Katy sucks. Musically and ****-wise. Perpetrating fellatio for hits

I will keep my drag to myself, JUST because your NP is Tove.

Shake it Off is SO GENERIC. Like even worse than Roar.

Ugh, one would think that people would've learned to not mess with the Lord Swift by now

Being generic is better than being fading/forgotten/Gaga (i love synonyms)

Oh my gosh my ex man brought his new girlfriend she's like oh my god i'm like totally oh em gee

Ugh

Why does it look they're planning to murder the poor little black girl?

Mess.

"snorted marihuana"