Member Since: 8/21/2010
Posts: 733
|
Possessed baby MURDERS parents
Quote:
DALLAS, Texas - A law enforcement official told CSB news of a homicide that occurred at 10:36 PM of a lesbian couple in the Dallas uptown area suspected to be caused by 6-month-old Stefani Spears Jr., who was allegedly possessed during the brutal murder.
According to police reports, when officials arrived on the scene they discovered two bald corpses with multiple stab wounds, which appeared to be caused by compact-disc copies of ARTPOP and Britney Jean, along with their scalps full of hair thrown across the room.
The suspect, Stefani Spears Jr., was found in the family's dining table sipping on organic, non-GMO Sprouts brand black tea with the numbers "666" branded on his shirt with, what appeared to be, the signature of pop icon Madonna on the back.
Dallas police Capt. David Brown says the 6-month-old claims to have been embarrassed by the lack of top 40 hits his parents, Stefani Germanotta, 28, and Britney Jean Spears, 32, have had recently.
The infant is currently being held captive at Dallas County Jail under a $1M bond.
|
what kind of world do we live in? 
|
|
|
|
at none of y'all understanding satire
omg I needed this laugh ty and bravo 