All ABBA songs I've heard sound like kitchsy novelty songs (I've only heard a few but still)
Like songs you'd play with in a playlist with Spice Girls, Backstreet Boys, Aqua, Britney Spears etc
Lady Gaga sounds right at home on that playlist, so why don't you love them?
That's an accessory people with good eyesight miss out on. Glasses look great on me and project a certain level of sophistication. But the fact that I can change between no glasses (contacts) and glasses is even more amazing. So many different looks to be had.
People with good eyesight wearing clear glasses as a fashion statement is just...
All ABBA songs I've heard sound like kitchsy novelty songs (I've only heard a few but still) Like songs you'd play with in a playlist with Spice Girls, Backstreet Boys, Aqua, Britney Spears etc
the accuracy
Weren't ABBA pretty much seen as a joke during their peak? It's weird how they suddenly gained credibility in the past few decades.
Most of The Fame (especially the non singles), Monster, Alejandro, Hair (though its not a good song), etc. She has lots of those songs. I'm a fan of kitschy novelty songs tho so I mean it's not a criticism. Aqua has like 4 classics.
Oh and J. Cole played University of Connecticut during winter break this year and a local high school kid I know who ran into me at Starbucks asked how much I'd be willing to pay to see him, then looked at me weird when I said $5.
I'm sure nobody was offended. I just don't see myself being able to wear lenses 
