Kesha must look up to JLaw. Finally a role model who won't force her to stick her fingers down her throat over a toilet bowl, and will instead allow her to gorge on carbohydrates to her fridge-shaped heart's content
If I had a refrigerator for everytime someone makes a stale Kesha drag like that
Kesha must look up to JLaw. Finally a role model who won't force her to stick her fingers down her throat over a toilet bowl, and will instead allow her to gorge on carbohydrates to her fridge-shaped heart's content
God, you need to stop embarrassing yourself. You stan for Lady Gaga. Think about that. Lady Gaga. Katys been incredibly successful and dominated Gaga on nearly every single front, yet you stil have the pride to run your mouth after what should be an incredibly humiliating era. I'd tell you to log off and go outside but the fact that you stan for Gaga shows that societys probably already dubbed you as a freak, but thats ok you were born this way anyways. Instead of hating on a successful woman, go get tested it'd do you some good. You're dismissed by the way, have fun at the artRave!
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Reasons why the Goddess of Dance Pop Nicole Scherjzkqbskansjansbs is better than the disgusting prostitute Beyst:
- She is more humble
- She is a better dancer
- She is prettier
- She has better hair
- Pussycat Dolls > Destiny's Child
- She is more relevant in the UK
- She doesn't have a song better than Poison
- Don't Cha obliterates every DC song made
- When I Grow Up is more remembered than any DC song
- Nicole's father didn't buy her a career
- Nicole isn't married to a violent camel
- Nicole's family members are civilised and keep their private lives away from elevators and cameras
- Nicole speaks with more refinement and class
- Nicole is classier than Beyst
- Nicole doesn't exploit her personal life and children for money
- Nicole acknowledges the Pussycat Dolls and doesn't try to deny her history with them
- Nicole doesn't need a surrogate mother
- The Killer Love era is more remembered than any Bayonse era here in the UK
- Nicole has better shampoo and hair adverts than Beyst
- She doesn't have to lighten her skin for makeup adverts
- She is a better singer than Beyst
- She has given so many people careers on the X-Factor and changed their lives whilst Beyst kills people
- She is adored in the UK by everyone whilst only chavs and idiots like Beyst
- Nicole is aging better
- Nicole is not a money hungry prostitute
- Nicole is not a satanist
- Nicole is a very strong Christian whilst Beyst kills anyone she sees as a threat to her as a sacrifice to Satan
- Nicole has promised that she will never sell her soul to the devil for a Grammy whilst Beyst would sell her soul to the Devil for a dollar
