That disgusting mess JLaw spouts crap about being fat (when she's not - insensitive to real fat people
) and loving to eat pizza and processed junk (what an unclassy slob) in a desperate attempt to have more of a personality than the blank piece of paper she really is in order to keep the unkempt masses' attention on her for more than five seconds. Yet pick up any Flavour of the Month magazine and she'll be plastered all over the cover, orange-tanned, duckfaced, and showing an indecent amount of skin. If you're going to pretend to be an ordinary person (in her eyes fat = ordinary, so rude) then don't tart yourself up like a model on every publication that takes pity on you enough to take a picture
