Britney and Rihanna perform “Touchin Me” at a local jail in New York. Rihanna captured by criminal, but then saved.
Today, Rihanna and Britney we’re seen in local jail in New York. No one knew why they were there, some said that Rih or Brit are visiting their relatives, but later found out that none of their relatives are in jail. It was very weird, and fans were confused by this visit. Britney was seen carrying her dog Hannah, Rih was also carrying her dog Oliver. They were seen in hot latex outfits in jail, and for some reason they were carrying mic’s with them. It turns out they are performing for people in jail (Sharkeisha, and other criminals) That elusive promo just ain’t stopping girls are breaking boundaries, and showing others how it’s done.
Girls performed their new single “Touchin Me” for prisoners, and just gave prisoners a day of their life. Those latex outfits really turned them on. Because girls were smoking and lookin 18, they totally rocked the crowd, and showed their vocal abilities, and dance moves.
The performance started with girls sitting back to back on a stage (which was prepared in prison) They sang first parts back to back, then Britney stood up, and showed her hot figure in latex outfit, she’s been really working hard on her figure, cause girl is shining. She sang very well, and danced like a true. Then she came close to Rih, and gave her hand to her. Rih kissed her hand, and stood up. She sang her part, she even spotted one cute prisoner and gave him her head, she brought him on stage, and started dancing next to him prisoners name was Jeremy Meeks, he touched Rih’s hair, she looked happy, and safe, cause guy looked like he’s gonna do no harm. Brit then came close, and touched guy, he looked happy, and everything. Then while Brit was singing she saw that Rihanna is missing. She looked around, but didn’t see nothing.
Suddenly Rihanna screamed, help me, he’s capturing me. Help me, he put Rihanna in his cabin, and locked her, then he dropped the key, and said you ain’t going anywhere hunny, Britney came, and said give me they key or I’ll hit you. He said: get out b**ch. Brit then took a belt from table and started wooping him with it, he ran away, but was caught by guards, they couldn’t found the key, but Brit then took a chainsaw, and removed the gates. Rihanna came out, and hugged her, then they both left the prison cause it whack here.
This was a news story and whole world talked how Rih was in danger, and how Brit saved her. This story is already popping, and videos are flying around from site to site, and this is a great promo for their new single, which is out now, so buy it. Also it was told that Shark has escaped prison while the scandal was happening, and is eying revenge, so get ready
as of yesterday, Kylie Minogue had released 12th amazing studio albums, fast forward to today and the pop queen has brought us her highly anticipated thirteenth studio effort, "Distant Days." Largely produced by the hit makers Max Martin and Bloodshy, the album is full of up-tempo dance numbers and very dark songs with lyrics about life, lies and mystery.
With it's second single "Burn" just released, both the album and the single skyrocketed to the top spot of the charts.
You can preview the digital booklet below by opening the desired pages in another tab:
Tracklist:
1. Distant Days
Written by: Kylie Minogue, Sarah Theresa Hudson, Christian "Bloodshy" Karlsson, Christopher "Tricky" Stewart, Steve Anderson.
Produced by: Harry, Solomon
2. All of Me
Written by: Kylie Minogue, Lauren Christy, Loreen
Produced by: Guy Sigsworth
3. Lonely God
Written by: Kylie Minogue, Pontus Winnberg, Magnus Wallbert, Max Martin
Produced by: Shellback, Max Martin, Cirkut
4. Burn
Written by: Kylie Minogue, Christian Karlsson, Katheryn Elizabeth Hudson, Lukasz Gottwald
Produced by: Greg Kurstin, Max Martin, Dr. Luke, Bloodshy
5. Third Eye
Written by: Kylie Minogue, Klas Åhlund, Bloodshy & Avant, Max Martin
Produced by: Bloodshy & Avant
6. Lost in Paradise
Written by: Kylie Minogue
Produced by: Kylie Minogue
7. Careless
Written by: Kylie Minogue, Lukasz Gottwald, Bonnie McKee, Henry Walter, Max Martin
Produced by: Max Martin, Dr. Luke, Cirkut
8. Vertigo
Written by: Kylie Minogue, Lukasz Gottwald, Bonnie McKee, Henry Walter, Max Martin
Produced by: Max Martin, Dr. Luke, Cirkut
9. Circles
Written by: Kylie Minogue, Max Martin
Produced by: Max Martin, Cirkut, Shellback
10. On Time
Written by: Kylie Minogue, Greg Kurstin, Guy Chambers
Produced by: Chambers, Dennis
You can also preview the album on youtube which was provided by Facebook:
Distant Days and Burn are both out on iTunes today.
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Yes, I did produce every single song on the video by myself including the singles.
Marina and the Diamonds released a lyric video for her new single "Happy Meal" this morning. The video features footage taken throughout Marina's career with the lyrics over the footage. The video received great reception from fans and the general public.
Polished trophy, pretty wh*re
Leave the house to feel adored
Evil eaves, so soft and sweet
So why'd you let them pass you around like meat?
You're not even breast, you're not even steak
You're a happy meal, just lay there on a plate
You're available at any hour
They just drive through, take your power, uh-uh-uh, power
You'd better watch out
I think your meat is starting to turn sour
Groupie they all lovingly
Fear the things you could achieve
If you thought better of yourself
But you prefer to f*ck up your mental health
You grew up hungry, hunger pangs for company
You could've sucked dry all the seas
But nothing seemed to put you at ease
They say, you always sing in a minor key
Only about things that concern me
I'm happy day to day
But this hunger, it never goes away
I grew up hungry, hunger pangs for company
I could've sucked dry all the seas
But nothing seemed to put me at ease
Like chocolate, sex, cigarettes and love
No, none of these things seem enough
For girls like her and guys like me
Depleted in com-company
Depleted company, depleted company
No I don't wanna be saved, I'm not asking for that
I prefer to be brave, and fill myself up with things
That I know will just f*ck with my head
With things that I know will just f*ck up my head
Well at least I helped one girl
Crawl out of strangers' beds
And you, I doubt you ever bothered to see
What's going on in her head
Well it's easy to judge
And it's easy to say what you said
No it's easy, so easy to say-ay-ay-ay
Say what you said
Britney and Rihanna perform "Touchin Me" at school in Las Vegas, and explain students a lesson on how to use condoms.
Today to continue their promo for new single "Touchin Me" Rihanna and Britney visite the biggest school in Las Vegas and not only performed their new single „Touchin Me“ their also prepared a lesson for studens about how to use condoms. It was a very great lesson, and both girls seem to know what they were talking about, probably experience. They talked with passion and students were listening closely. One student took out his phone and filmed the sex education lesson, which was done by Rih and Brit. The video is now viral, and both girls were asked by other school to come and explain how to use condoms for their studens cause in this school in Las Vegas, after this talk there are less pregnant girls, which is all because of Rih & Brit, slay on girls.
Lesson
First of all girls explained the lesson. They gave out condoms to all students and a fake wooden penises. All students took them and didn’t know what to do (yeah, right) So Brit said, okay now follow me, take a wooden penis, and a condom. Then unwrap the condom, and take it out. Put the condom on the wooden penis, and there you go. You know see how to do it, now Rihanna you show them the same. Okay, no take **** again, take condom, and put it on, try it. Everybody is laughing, some girl even took wooden penis and put it in her mouth, everybody looked at her and said “Ya Nasty” Girl cried took penis with her, and ran to toilet. Rihanna then followed her, and she saw girl putting penis in her wajajay. Rihanna left shocked. The bell rang, lesson ended everybody ran to sports gym to watch the performance.
The performance started with Rihanna and Brit coming on stage wearing hot outfits, ripped jeans, and cute pink t-shirts. School dance team came on stage, and did choreo with Rih and Brit. Everybody danced very well, and then others joined them on stage, and it looked like a flash mob, it was very cool. Rihanna then continued to sing her part, she danced and singed at the same time, so was Britney. They both were rocking that school gym, and it was very wicked, just amazing. Even teachers were bopping, it was overall a great day for students, and they will never forget it. They took pics with Rih & Brit, got autographs, and just enjoyed the day. The girl with wooden (oop) in her mouth came and said that it stucked in her mouth. She was taken to the nurse (poor that)
Before heading off into space with Rihanna, Britney stopped by Good Morning America to promote the release of her album and new single "Touchin' Me"
-Good morning Britney! How excited are you that your album is finally out?
Brit: I'm very excited, I'm so happy that everyone can finally go get it. It's really my favorite album so I hope my fans like it.
-The reviews are incredible, everyone is loving the album so far, especially this new song with Rihanna! Girl you have to warn us when you plan to release something this hot.
Brit: Haha thank you! That's very sweet, I'm just happy that the fans like it.
-You covered a lot last night in your MTV documentary, now you have an ABC special airing tonight, correct?
Brit: Yes I do
-Now will that special also be documentary like or not?
Brit: Uhm I think the MTV documentary really covered everything so the ABC special tonight is just a bunch of performances and it shows a little more of me recording the album and taking the photo-shoot for the album, plus a few other mini things.
-The new album has a lot of pop and up-beat songs, why did you decide to make an album full of bops rather than something more emotional?
Brit: I like having a good time and being a happy person and I didn't want a sad and dramatic album, I wanted the album to represent me and I'm a happy-go-lucky kinda gurl. The album is fun, sexy, dancey just totally me *giggles*.
-When does your Naughty Girl Tour start?
Brit: This Saturday actually, I'll have news + pre-orders available today or tomorrow for sure.
-The song "Touchin' Me" is very sexual, how close will you and Rihanna get during promoting the song?
Brit: Uhm there's definitely gonna be some touchin *giggles*
-Will Cristiano be jealous?
Brit: No, definitely not. He loves it. At the end of the day, he knows it's a job and he still gets to spend the night with me *laughs*
-Do you have a special performance planned for us today?
Brit: Yes I do, it's the album release day!
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GMA Performance
The performance started out with Britney wearing a long black gown as she sang a slowed down version of Deranged. She moved around the stage which was covered with smoke as she belted out the a slow chorus to Deranged. Britney then began singing new song "Where'd The Good Times Go?" to show off a more deep and emotional side to the album as she slowly moved across the smoke-covered stage which shot up fire around her.
After about four minutes of the slowed down live vocals, Britney ripped off the black gown and revealed a black bra + skinny jeans combo with black boots and a diamond studded belt. Britney began singing to the up-beat Junkie XL Remix of Gimme Your Best as Britney's ladies came out to the stage. The girls formed a triangle with Britney at the peak as they performed a technial dance break full with kicks and twirls as Gimme Your Best played. They then got to the ground as water rained down on their bodies, moving on the ground and touching each other. Britney then got up and danced in her ring of fire, spinning and twirling while entertaining the crowd and singing into her mic. A circular platform then came up from under the stage and Britney jumped on top of it as it flew around the stage. Britney then jumped off and back to center stage as she performed one last dance break and did a back handspring into a split as the stage faded to black and the crowd cheered.
The lights turned back on after 20 seconds as Britney stood center stage, she began snapping her fingers as she started singing "Touchin' Me". Rihanna then rose out from under the stage as the crow went wild, Rihanna began singing the song wearing the same outfit as Britney. They sang the song as the slowly approached one another, pushing guys away from them as they were only interested in each other. Once the first chorus hit Britney and Rihanna met at center stage and began touching each other, pushing each other down sensually and rubbing each others bodies. The part of the stage they were on then rose up as a sphere as water shot up around it. Britney and Rihanna ripped each others bras off, both now only had star stickers covering their nipples. They danced on top of the sphere to Touchin' Me as they touched each other and water rained down on their bodies, they began flipping their hair as a cage lowered down on top of the girls on the sphere. They began moving around the cage and hanging on it from the top before meeting at the middle of the sphere and kissing each other as the stage faded to black....
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The GMA host then announced that Britney's new album "American Dream" is available on iTunes and in stores, he also told viewers to buy Britney & Rihanna's new single: Touchin' Me.
Britney Spears & Rihanna Surprise Performance On The Moon Sponsored by Cheetos.
Britney Spears & Rihanna cut TV broadcasts worldwide on all the major TV channels including Fox/ABC/MTV/CBS/NBC/RaiUno/France 24/BBC/KBS World/Euronews/TVE Internacional & Abu Dhabi TV. For 10 minutes each channel's broadcast was cut as it turned it's attention to a "Blastoff Special" featuring Britney and Rihanna.
Britney Spears & Rihanna were recording the special from their iPhone in what many thought was a spaceship. Twitter blew up as #BritneyRihannaMoon trended when Rihanna announced they were on the moon. The girls then moved the camera to show that Brit's Naughty Girl Tour stage was on the moon, ready for use.
Seconds later, Brit & Rihanna got out of the spaceship as the "10 minute special" was now recorded by a 1080p HD camera. They jumped over to the stage as "Touchin' Me" began blasting on the speakers.
The girls ripped open cheeto bags and let cheetos float in the air as they stood/jumped on the stage.
Rihanna and Britney also started touchin each others space suits as they tried singing a few lines into their mics but the audio quality of their mics wasn't good as this whole project was only sponsored by Cheetos. They grabbed each other in a humping position and began floating over the stage as the chorus of Touchin' Me kicked in, spinning around in the air. The girls landed on the stage again as they performed a technical dance break while pink lights shot around the air. After the dance break they grabbed more cheeto bags and started throwing cheetos at each other. They did a few more dance moves and tried singing a few more lines over the loud speakers playing the studio version before they did front flips in the air, moving towards the camera as the song came to a close.
They got back into the spaceship and the special once again took the POV of Britney's iPhone, she began singing Gimme Your Best for 20 seconds before Rih said "Gurl this is for Touchin' Me", Brit and Rih then took off their space helmets and began singing Touchin' Me a-capella and ended the special off with a peck as the camera turned off and the normal broadcasts returned.
omg that story actually had me laughing CrazyCat sis
yassss we are slaying rn
that sex ed lesson decreasing pregnancy rates for young girls in Vegas
Rih & Brit, new saints
omg that story actually had me laughing CrazyCat sis
yassss we are slaying rn
that sex ed lesson decreasing pregnancy rates for young girls in Vegas
Rih & Brit, new saints
thanks
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