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Originally posted by Nicole
Beyonce is so fat if you squeeze her hand grease will pop out like a pimple  If only Obama did "favors" back to her and paid for her Weight Watchers  Or if Beyst could drop a pound every time her singles drop a spot on iTunes  then she would be finally be skinny  But maybe now that her album and singles all flopped  she'll lose a few pounds from the manual labor of being a maid 
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DRAG

I know Beyst's nose will get skinnier because she'll be contracting them in and out when she cleans the feces of the house she works

Well, actually, her nose is probably too clogged with fat

There's a limit the outer body and stomach can take in terms of holding fat

It had to move somewhere

Too bad she can't smell the feces now

Because it smells exactly like her
