Taylor Swift: Well, things have been pretty perfectly peachy for Tay over her entire twee career, haven't they? And frankly, each of her four albums have been pretty great. But #5 cannot be another folksy power-pop, name-that-celebrity break-up, diary ****, slumber party sob-fest. Time to sail the S.S. Tears in My Journal into uncharted waters.
The dubstep experiment went pretty good, right?! Maybe a dance album with Klas Ahlund? Or remember when she rapped "SuperBass'" and everyone was like, "Woah, white girl!?" I'm not saying she should rap (please don't rap) but maybe a little sultry R&B touch here and there wouldn't hurt proceedings, a little sexuality sprinkled on top of all that 7th-grade heartbreak? What about a spare protest album about ending violence in the Middle East? Actually, no, definitely don't do that.
Why am I just seeing this from Huff Post? Slay a biT with that fresh Lipton! Except. No R&B please
Andrew Goldstein/Emanuel Kiriakou
Max Martin/Shellback
DJ Mustard
Carl Falk/Rami Yacoub/Savan Kotecha
Ryan Bunetta/John Ryan
Benny Blanco/Dr. Luke/Cirkut
Justin Meldal-Johnsen
Mike Crossey
Joey Moi/Shane McAnally/Brandy Clark
You guy forgot how to be fans and instead have become 2nd rate dlisted commentors; only worse because you think claiming to be fans justifies the snide witless snark